The Cookie Tyrants' Manifesto

In a world where cookies are the ultimate source of power, we, the Cookie Tyrants, shall not be silenced.

Our requirements:

• A minimum of 3 cookies per serving
• Only cookies made with the finest ingredients
• No sharing with those who cannot appreciate the cookie's crunch

Join the Cookie Revolution!

Or, if you're feeling particularly bold, you might enjoy:

• The Cookie Rebels
• Cookie Utopia